Delhayy

So I was living through my holidays.
The days you crave for,but make your expectations sound like having bestial dreams with unicorns.
:/

So then comes this pop question from dad.
Asking if i wanted to pop in with him to...Delhi.

I've never really been there before.Always the Mumbai-guy.
and all I've heard about the place was concerned with crass people and marauding molesters.
Baah.

So I reach here (Delhi) like 2 in the afternoon.
The roads are wide.The builders wear protection.The place is biiig.
and the common street guy looks like the person who'd never really think twice before kicking you in the nuts if you mess with him.

The buildings look good.aaand it looks like I can do a lotta stuff here.
Hope it goes well. :)
[The girls here are morphologically hot.]

haaaah

It's the 25th of March of 2011.
If you're Indian you know what happened last nightt.

BooooYeaaaah!

Into the semi's bitchesss!There shall be a new champion.No more Invincible-Aussie-crappp
Now that was an awesome game.

Tell you why,
We Indians have this weird national Idiosyncrasy.It's with everyyonee.
We like to kick-ass,then screw up,kick-ass,screw up again..and kick ass again at that last minute.
Cricket.Jobs.Life.It happens everywhere.

and that's what we did last night again.We loove to have the great bowl.Hit stuff,lose wickets,poop in our pants and then change diapers.


Damn,we make cricket entertaining.
The sweat and swears.The game's not English.It's Indian.


Hope we decimate Pakistan.
Nay,We will decimate Pakistan.

Bleed Blue.

Breakkk

So our boards got over today.
Let me come again.
Our BOARDS got OVER today.
They're gonneeee.The cage has been broken,the leashes unleashed,the zippers zipped out.
(Okay,yeah the last one is kinda hard to relate to.Hint: #529 on 1000 awesome things)

I'll write about a bit of it.
My centre was the Mrs. A.V.N College.The building's straight outta WWII.
Wait.It's older.Like a 100 years old.
C.V Raman was an alumnus.(If you just asked 'who?',slap and call yourself the crappy Indian.If that is your nationality)

So we had 3 hour examinations for 5 days.

Watched people play dumb charades.


The examination hall's a great place to be in if -

a)The question paper makes you feel like a South Indian superstar.


b)You know Telugu and have bright friends like a south Indian superstar.



I was the 'a'-kind. Gratias tibi Deus.                           (Discover meanings,friends.)






Another thing I'd really like to mention here is Japan.
It's a terrible thing to happen.It hurts.Especially when it's something which isn't a result of any of your actions.
Pray for Japan.
They will endure..

Bang Bang

Okay my blog's gonna take a bit of a turn here..
It's gonna be more of this vehicle of spontaneous expression.
Yeah,make way for crap.

Gonna write a little something of what I've been upto the past week.
Random all around.

One.
Bruce Lee.
Watched a bit of 'Enter the Dragon' the other day.
Epicccc.
Damn that guy's ripped.
Bang whoop whoop.He kicks ass.
You can't even think of making fun of him.Even with those rabbit-orgasm sounds.(My little hypothesis)
Even with his martial art's school being called the 'Lee Jun Fan Gung Fu' Institute.

Lee could cause a 300-lb (136.08 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick
Respect.
He can whoop your ass.




Bang Bang whoop whoop.

:D

Underdog.
Inspiration.

I'm back.
Read a few blogs here and there and then compulsive hit.boooom.

Alright what I really wanna talk about in this post is Ireland.
Aye Ayee.
There's more to their ale and almost albino like appearance (No offence bros.)
And it's criiickeett,
So you're talking about a game with the minnows (Ireland) and England.
The England that drew with INDIA chasing 338


So when England finished their score of 327 in the first innings you know who's gonna go downnn.

When Ireland's best batsman gets bowled of the first ball of the team you know who's gonna go dowwwnn.

When Ireland go 111/4 in 24 overs you really consider flipping the channel.

(Interlude)

Channel Back.
BOOOOOOOOM.
Kevin O Brien 100 (50 balls)
Wha?
Fastest World Cup Century.EVER.

The Irish don't go down.Redhead's been beating the shit outta the English.
They later on go on to wait for it..WIN the game.
A point well put forward.

Damn,there's always this love for the underdogs.
They had the whole stadium behind them,(The Ireland flag kinda looks like a tilted Indian tricolour)

There's a lot I've learnt from this.
Hey big guy,you can get hit.
Hey small guy,don't give a shit bout what people say.

I guess that's what Kevin O' Brien's gonna be thinking.
He don't care bout what people say.batting or hairdo.


Irish,aye aye.