Delhayy

So I was living through my holidays.
The days you crave for,but make your expectations sound like having bestial dreams with unicorns.
:/

So then comes this pop question from dad.
Asking if i wanted to pop in with him to...Delhi.

I've never really been there before.Always the Mumbai-guy.
and all I've heard about the place was concerned with crass people and marauding molesters.
Baah.

So I reach here (Delhi) like 2 in the afternoon.
The roads are wide.The builders wear protection.The place is biiig.
and the common street guy looks like the person who'd never really think twice before kicking you in the nuts if you mess with him.

The buildings look good.aaand it looks like I can do a lotta stuff here.
Hope it goes well. :)
[The girls here are morphologically hot.]

haaaah

It's the 25th of March of 2011.
If you're Indian you know what happened last nightt.

BooooYeaaaah!

Into the semi's bitchesss!There shall be a new champion.No more Invincible-Aussie-crappp
Now that was an awesome game.

Tell you why,
We Indians have this weird national Idiosyncrasy.It's with everyyonee.
We like to kick-ass,then screw up,kick-ass,screw up again..and kick ass again at that last minute.
Cricket.Jobs.Life.It happens everywhere.

and that's what we did last night again.We loove to have the great bowl.Hit stuff,lose wickets,poop in our pants and then change diapers.


Damn,we make cricket entertaining.
The sweat and swears.The game's not English.It's Indian.


Hope we decimate Pakistan.
Nay,We will decimate Pakistan.

Bleed Blue.

Breakkk

So our boards got over today.
Let me come again.
Our BOARDS got OVER today.
They're gonneeee.The cage has been broken,the leashes unleashed,the zippers zipped out.
(Okay,yeah the last one is kinda hard to relate to.Hint: #529 on 1000 awesome things)

I'll write about a bit of it.
My centre was the Mrs. A.V.N College.The building's straight outta WWII.
Wait.It's older.Like a 100 years old.
C.V Raman was an alumnus.(If you just asked 'who?',slap and call yourself the crappy Indian.If that is your nationality)

So we had 3 hour examinations for 5 days.

Watched people play dumb charades.


The examination hall's a great place to be in if -

a)The question paper makes you feel like a South Indian superstar.


b)You know Telugu and have bright friends like a south Indian superstar.



I was the 'a'-kind. Gratias tibi Deus.                           (Discover meanings,friends.)






Another thing I'd really like to mention here is Japan.
It's a terrible thing to happen.It hurts.Especially when it's something which isn't a result of any of your actions.
Pray for Japan.
They will endure..

Bang Bang

Okay my blog's gonna take a bit of a turn here..
It's gonna be more of this vehicle of spontaneous expression.
Yeah,make way for crap.

Gonna write a little something of what I've been upto the past week.
Random all around.

One.
Bruce Lee.
Watched a bit of 'Enter the Dragon' the other day.
Epicccc.
Damn that guy's ripped.
Bang whoop whoop.He kicks ass.
You can't even think of making fun of him.Even with those rabbit-orgasm sounds.(My little hypothesis)
Even with his martial art's school being called the 'Lee Jun Fan Gung Fu' Institute.

Lee could cause a 300-lb (136.08 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick
Respect.
He can whoop your ass.




Bang Bang whoop whoop.

:D

Underdog.
Inspiration.

I'm back.
Read a few blogs here and there and then compulsive hit.boooom.

Alright what I really wanna talk about in this post is Ireland.
Aye Ayee.
There's more to their ale and almost albino like appearance (No offence bros.)
And it's criiickeett,
So you're talking about a game with the minnows (Ireland) and England.
The England that drew with INDIA chasing 338


So when England finished their score of 327 in the first innings you know who's gonna go downnn.

When Ireland's best batsman gets bowled of the first ball of the team you know who's gonna go dowwwnn.

When Ireland go 111/4 in 24 overs you really consider flipping the channel.

(Interlude)

Channel Back.
BOOOOOOOOM.
Kevin O Brien 100 (50 balls)
Wha?
Fastest World Cup Century.EVER.

The Irish don't go down.Redhead's been beating the shit outta the English.
They later on go on to wait for it..WIN the game.
A point well put forward.

Damn,there's always this love for the underdogs.
They had the whole stadium behind them,(The Ireland flag kinda looks like a tilted Indian tricolour)

There's a lot I've learnt from this.
Hey big guy,you can get hit.
Hey small guy,don't give a shit bout what people say.

I guess that's what Kevin O' Brien's gonna be thinking.
He don't care bout what people say.batting or hairdo.


Irish,aye aye.

X(

Studies have really got me off pursuing activities other than studies.
The past one month has been insane.


Studies.
I'm doing my "Intermediate First Year"..(11th) with the Andhra Pradesh State Board (Robots.)
We have our boards March this year.Yeah right folks,boards for 10th,11th and 12th. :D
Education in Andhra is like a suit for Stinson or Weed for Snoop or lotion for the bored-lazy-fat-guy.
It's a system where your long term memory is your libido.





Damn.
Wish I could be Sheldon Cooper for a day.

I will be back after my boards.
baaah.

The Icebreaker:STINSOONN!

Alright so now i sit in from of my computer to start my..wait for itt...
BLOG!                                                                                                    [Blog!Blog!Blog!]

I've spent a lot of time contemplating as to how to start it all.
I've finally stopped at this.

So I guess a lot of people have been watching How I Met Your Mother..and everyone has their favorite part of the show.Mine would undoubtedly be the Barnacle.

So I've decided to list out the Top 5 Moments of Barnman in action.

5)Single Stamina [Season 2.Episode 2]:


While Ted,Robin and Marshall and Lilly are in their hibernation phase,Barney walks in with his...wait for it..brother!
His brother,played by Wayne Brady(hilarious on 'Who's Line is it Anyway?') is,to the contrary-gay.
The Duo get everyone back in action and totally own the show.
The show turns out to be very entertaining,Wayne Brady and Neil Patrick Harris have the perfect
b-romance.



4)Game Night [Season 1,Episode 15]





This episode starts off with Marshall's passion for games and Ted's new girl-Victoria.
But what entirely steals the episode is the story of Barney's life before suiting-up.
It tells us about Shannon,Barney's first love and the hippie,morally and musically inclined Barney and how Shannon decimates his heart after she leaves him for the Rich guy with the suit.
It reveals the essential making of Barney Stinson.


3)Barney's Video Resume:

This one isn't about the episode.

It's about the world's awesomest resume.


http://www.barneysvideoresume.com/

2)Showdown  [Season 2.Episode 20]

This episode tells us about the intimate relationship Barney shares with his 'father'-Bob Barker from 'The Price is Right'.
The whole notion makes this episode hilarious and Stinson plays the game like noone ever did.

1)The Playbook  [Season 5,Episode 8]

This episode Barney introduces Robin,Ted,Marshall and Lilly to the conclusive book of all his girl-getting bimbo-breaking scenarios- The Playbook.
The contents include everything right from fake personalities to physical superpowers (To the people who've watched the episode-that superpower was AWESOME.)

A Particular favorite of mine was the 'Lorenzo Von Matterhorn'
Complete with the fake website-

http://www.lorenzovonmatterhorn.com/

"Rondo Alla Turca" by Mozart accompanies the sequences from Barney's Playbook


Suit Up.Score Chicks.Be Awesome.













So 'dya think you have other awesome-moments that didn't make it to the countdown?
Share it at the comment section!

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